The Window Seat: Trash Talk: Dealing with downright disgusting travelers

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An article in the Wall Street Journal leads with this statement: You'll never look at, or reach into, an airline seat-back pocket the same after reading this.

The columnist goes on to describe a number of disgustingly horrific things passengers do on planes; things they would never do in most public settings. Let’s just say that after reading this, I’m operating under a strict BYOB policy. That is: Bring Your Own Blanket.

The truth is, there may not be much you can do to stop the bad behavior of other passengers, but there are some coping tactics that you can use to make the flight as enjoyable as possible. I talked to The Window Seat editors to get their tips on manufacturing some ambiance on your next flight, even if the guy next to you happens to be picking his nose.

While you likely can’t achieve atmosphere equivalent to a candlelit bubble bath, being comfortable can make or break your flight. In a recent Travelocity poll on air travel, 37 percent of respondents said that getting their preferred seat choice is the most important factor in having an enjoyable flight. To make this happen, our editors recommend checking-in online 24 hours in advance. You may even consider paying extra for that coveted seat in the window, aisle or exit row. If you can’t check-in online, get to the airport extra early (two hours is recommended) to request a special seating assignment.

Aside from getting your preferred seat choice on the plane, we recommend packing items from home in your carry-on to make your flight more enjoyable.

Here are a few things our editors can't live without:

A Pashmina to avoid covering up with an onboard blanket.
Hydrating face mist to feel more refreshed.
A lavender eye mask to block the light and get some ZZZs.
An iPod with soothing tunes to help relax.
An emergency snack pack for that longer than expected layover.
A book, magazine or journal to occupy the time.

Even though we can’t make the human race any less disgusting, hopefully these tips will help you block out the PDA couple on the row in front of you! And, remember, BYOB.

Tell me this: What are your thoughts on disgusting travelers and how to cope?

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